Pepe Reina – El País 2014 World Cup Q&A
The always hilarious Pepe Reina was the next player subjected to the Q&A.
Who scored the first goal of the World Cup competition? I don’t know.
Which player has scored the most goals in the history of the World Cup? Ronaldo.
Why is the cat sad and blue? Because it’s sleepy.
Why did Del Bosque decide to grow a moustache? I don’t know.
Sushi or sashimi? Sashimi.
Do you know who Peppa Pig is? How am I not going to know!
What does maracanã mean? I didn’t know it had a meaning.
Who scored the goal of the Maracanazo? A Uruguayan with big balls.
Who painted Sunflowers? Van Gogh.
What is the patella? The kneecap.
Who is the coach of Chile? That bald guy… Sampaoli.
Which European country does the national anthem of the Netherlands speak badly about? I have no bloody idea.
What brings you luck? Working hard.
What is your favorite restaurant? I’ve eaten very well during this year in Italy.
Who drew Cuttlas? And who is Cuttlas?
What is Cialis? I’m going to say that I don’t know.
Where does Manu Chao live? In Spain.
Who invented the miniskirt? A woman named Falda (falda is Spanish for skirt).
How long does the copulation period of a stick insect last? I don’t know, but it must be very rigid.
Why are blondes stereotyped as dumb? Urban legends.
Who is Lula? The former president of Brazil.
How many goals did Villa score in the 2010 World Cup? He scored against Honduras, two against Chile, and against Paraguay and Portugal… five.
Where is Wladyslawowo? No idea.
What sport does Jennifer Pareja play? She’s a super champion. Is this a trick question? Waterpolo, no?
What book are you reading at the moment? Right now, nothing.
Who is Raymond Reddington? The protagonist of The Blacklist, the one with the hat. A phenomenon.
Why is Eibar not allowed to be promoted if it isn’t in debt? It’s strange, because there are those who should be in the first division.
What is Pedrito’s birthplace? (Thinks for a long moment) I don’t know.
Who broke your heart for the first time? I don’t remember, not even the name.
When was the last time you got drunk? During the Feria, in Córdoba.
Why are the Catalans not allowed to vote on the issue of independence? That issue doesn’t interest me.
What is the title of Shakira’s new album? I’m sure my daughters know.
How many of your friends are unemployed? I have some.
Why are we not allowed to use Twitter to insult politicians? Get them off Twitter and the issue is resolved.
What was Pichichi’s name? I don’t know.
How did Sid Vicious die? From something bad.
How many loads of laundry do you do a week? I don’t even know how to cook!