Santi Cazorla – El País 2014 World Cup Q&A
And next up was Santi Cazorla! Here are his answers to the El País Q&A!
Who scored the first goal of the World Cup competition? No idea.
Which player has scored the most goals in the history of the World Cup? Ronaldo.
Why is the cat sad and blue? Cats have strange changes in character, who knows.
Why did Del Bosque decide to grow a moustache? I don’t think it was because of a bet.
Sushi or sashimi? Sushi.
Do you know who Peppa Pig is? Of course!
What does maracanã mean? I don’t know why they named it that.
Who scored the goal of the Maracanazo? A Uruguayan, that I’m sure of.
Who painted the painting Sunflowers? I don’t know anything about painting.
What is the patella? You got me there.
What is the name of Australia’s goalkeeper? The one who plays for Chelsea? Schwarzer.
And the coach of Chile? Sanpaoli?
Which European country does the national anthem of the Netherlands speak badly about? I’ll tell you when I hear it.
What brings you luck? I usually kiss my shinguards, which have photos of my children on them.
Why did the king abdicate? To serve Spain, I suppose.
What is your favorite restaurant? I can adapt to any Spanish restaurant.
Who drew Cuttlas? I have no idea.
What is Cialis? A very interesting pill.
Who invented the miniskirt? A woman, for sure.
How long does the copulation period of a stick insect last? It doesn’t seem like it would be long.
Why are blondes stereotyped as dumb? I don’t think it’s true, but it’s a very widespread stereotype.
Who is Lula? He was the president of Brazil.
How many goals did Villa score in the 2010 World Cup? Five. Or four.
Where is Wladyslawowo? I don’t know. Where is it?
What sport does Jennifer Pareja play? Pareja plays in Sevilla, but I don’t know about Jennifer.
What book are you reading at the moment? I don’t read books, I don’t have time.
Who is Raymond Reddington? No idea.
Why is Eibar not allowed to be promoted if it isn’t in debt? I hope it is promoted.
What is Pedrito’s birthplace? He’s from the Canary Islands. I’ll ask him later, during lunch.
What broke your heart for the first time? The death of my father. But I haven’t had any problems with love.
When was the last time you got drunk? After winning the FA Cup.
Is there a more pathetic way to celebrate a goal than Cristiano in Lisbon? It was for a movie, no? I don’t know too much about that.
Why are the Catalans not allowed to vote on the issue of independence? I don’t know, because everything would be different.
What is the title of Shakira’s new album? I know the song “La La La” but I don’t know the name of the album.
How many of your friends are unemployed? Too many, unfortunately.
Why are we not allowed to use Twitter to insult politicians? Hombre, with the sanctions that you get, any would do it!
What was Pichichi’s name? I always call him pichichi!
How did Sid Vicious die? From a vice.
How many loads of laundry do you do a week? I have someone who does that for me.
Why is there no Wi-Fi on the AVE? I don’t know, but they have it on the plane.
What are gañafones? I don’t know, no idea.
What did Jorge Sanz do in 1986? A movie, I don’t know. I was two.
In Brazil, who was Dunga? A spectacular midfielder.
When was the last time you lied? I don’t like to lie, it would be a white lie.