Koke Resurrección – El País 2014 World Cup Q&A
I’m still finding myself incredibly short of time, meaning I haven’t had time to put anything together before Spain’s World Cup debut today. However, I did want to get started on the El País Q&As, which are back for this World Cup! As expected, the questions are as obscure and bizarre as ever! The first
victim player to face the Q&A was Koke Resurrección.
Who scored the first goal of the World Cup competition? I have no idea.
Which player has scored the most goals in the history of the World Cup? Ronaldo.
Why is the cat sad and blue? Go find out, ask the one who sang the song.
Why did Del Bosque decide to grow a moustache? I don’t know.
Sushi or sashimi? I prefer meat.
Do you know who Peppa Pig is? Yes, of course, an animated pig.
What does maracanã mean? It symbolizes football.
Who scored the goal of the Maracanazo? I don’t know.
Who painted the painting Sunflowers? I don’t know that either.
What is the patella? I have no idea.
What is the name of Australia’s goalkeeper? The only one I know is Schwarzer, but I don’t know if he’s playing.
And the coach of Chile? You got me there.
Which European country does the national anthem of the Netherlands speak badly about? I don’t understand Dutch.
What brings you luck? I always enter places on my right foot, but I’m not superstitious.
Why did the king abdicate? Because it will be good for Spain.
What is your favorite restaurant? My house because I’m never there.
Who drew Cuttlas? No idea.
What is Cialis? I don’t know.
Where does Manu Chao live? I don’t know.
Who invented the miniskirt? I don’t know, but that person deserves a monument.
How long does the copulation period of a stick insect last? I don’t know.
Why are blondes stereotyped as dumb? There’s something for everything, including with brunettes.
Who is Lula? He was a politician, no?
How many goals did Villa score in the 2010 World Cup? Five.
What sport does Jennifer Pareja play? No idea.
What book are you reading at the moment? None.
Who is Raymond Reddington? I don’t know.
Why is Eibar not allowed to be promoted if it isn’t in debt? I don’t know, but it had a great season and it deserves to be promoted.
What is Pedrito’s birthplace? He’s from the Canary Islands, but I don’t know.
Who broke your heart for the first time? As of now, no one…
When was the last time you got drunk? I don’t remember…
Is there a more pathetic way to celebrate a goal than Cristiano in Lisbon? [Is there a more pathetic question than this one?] Let’s not answer that.
Why are the Catalans not allowed to vote on the issue of independence? I don’t know, it’s probably better for me not to comment about this issue.
What is the title of Shakira’s new album? I don’t know.
How many of your friends are unemployed? Many.
Why are we not allowed to use Twitter to insult politicians? Everyone is insulted, how would I know.
What was Pichichi’s name? No idea.
How did Sid Vicious die? I don’t even know who that is.
How many loads of laundry do you do a week? None.