Jordi Alba – El País Confecup Q&A
According to Luis Martín, Jordi Alba “answers as quickly as he plays, so the questionnaire is over in a minute.” His answers are quite brief, aren’t they?
What is Pelé called? He’s called O Rei, but his name is Edson, no?
What is a folha seca? A powerful way to strike the ball which makes it drop very quickly.
What colors are Botafogo’s shirt? I don’t know.
What team did Garrincha play for? He was Brazilian, with Brazil…
What team does Romario’s father support? I don’t know.
Why are Uruguayans called charrúas? For their ancestors.
What does mezcal taste like? I don’t drink alcohol.
Who would you do an escrache to? To no one.
Where does SpongeBob SquarePants work? At a burger joint.
Who sang to the girl from Ipanema? Roberto Carlos.
Who was called “the cat of Maracanã“? A goalkeeper.
What is the percentage of water in a watermelon? A lot.
Why are Brazilians protesting on the streets? Because they want more rights.
Have you seen any episodes of Dancin’ Days? No.
“Aquí no hay quien viva” or “West Wing”? “Aquí no hay quien viva.”
Have you ever received a bribe? No.
How many millions are unemployed in Spain? A lot…
Why doesn’t Rajoy give press conferences? Ask him, how would I know!
Who was Fittipaldi? A race car driver.
Are Robe and Andrés Iniesta cousins? I don’t believe so.
What is the name of the singer of La Polla Records? I have no idea.
What school did Iker Casillas go to? To one in Móstoles.
Why are bankers not going to prison? Because they must not have done anything bad.
At what age did you have sex for the first time? I pass.
Who played at the first concert you went to? Estopa.
What was the Maracanazo? I don’t know.
What are the British and Irish Lions? A music group?
What is Dalsy? I have no idea.
What position did María José Claramunt’s father play? As a midfielder.
What is the name of Mou’s dog? He has a dog?
Why did Javier Tébas, president of the LFP, try to prevent Messi from playing in the first division? Because he must not like football.
What is special about a Brazilian cut panty? That it’s wider than a thong.
Who was Feliciano Fidalgo? I don’t know.
Why do so many children die in Africa every day? Due to a lack of food and resources.
Does size matter? I don’t believe so.
What is the name of the woman who cleans your house? Ave.
When was the last time you cried? I don’t remember.
Why are there so many talk shows in Spain? Because people know a lot about everything.
What would you give as a gift to Sara Carbonero? Nothing, that’s something for Iker to do.
Which team would you never sign for? I’m great in Barcelona.
How much do the testicles of a rhinoceros weigh? A rhinoceros has testicles? You can’t even see them! [Reminds me of Chori’s “a whale can get pregnant?”].