Sergio Ramos – El País Confecup Q&A
What is Pelé called? Pelé? His name? Edson.
What is a folha seca? A way to strike the ball. Assunção, Juninho Pernambucano and Cristiano Ronaldo are the best at it.
What colors are Botafogo’s shirt? I don’t know.
What team did Garrincha play for? Botafogo?
What team does Romario’s father support? Santos?
Why are Uruguayans called charrúas? Saviola called me Churrúa, that’s why I’m called Churru.
What does mezcal taste like? I have never tried it.
Who would you do an escrache to? More than an escrache, I would do a putada.
Where does SpongeBob SquarePants work? The animated character? In the sea.
Who sang to the girl from Ipanema? Well, a singer…
Who was called “the cat of Maracanã“? Ramallets.
What is the percentage of water in a watermelon? Ninety percent.
Why are Brazilians protesting on the streets? For poverty reasons.
Have you seen any episodes of Dancin’ Days? No.
“Aquí no hay quien viva” or “West Wing”? “Aquí no hay quien viva.”
Have you ever received anything in envelopes/bribes? Yes.
How many millions are unemployed in Spain? More than five million, too many.
Why doesn’t Rajoy give press conferences? Ask him!
Who was Fittipaldi? There is a Fito from Fito and Fitipaldis and another Fittipaldi that was a race car driver.
Are Robe and Andrés Iniesta cousins? No hombre, I don’t think so!
What is the name of the singer of La Polla Records? Nabo!
What school did Iker Casillas go to? One in Móstoles.
Why are bankers not going to prison? Because they must not have done anything bad, that’s what I say.
At what age did you have sex for the first time? At 15.
Who played at the first concert you went to? La Niña Pastori.
What was the Maracanazo? When Uruguay beat Brazil in the Maracanã.
What are the British and Irish Lions? It must be a music group.
What is Dalsy? I don’t know.
What position did María José Claramunt’s father play? He played for Valencia, but I don’t know as what.
What is the name of Mou’s dog? Hold on, I think I know this… I don’t know, I can’t remember. But Cannavaro’s dog is named Iker [jajaja!].
Why did Javier Tébas, president of the LFP, try to prevent Messi from playing in the first division? I don’t know.
What is special about a Brazilian cut panty? How small they are.
Who was Feliciano Fidalgo? I don’t know.
Why do so many children die in Africa every day? Due to diseases and hunger.
Does size matter? I’m more about quality than size.
What is the name of the woman who cleans your house? María, and she’s a great woman.
When was the last time you cried? The day that we were eliminated from the Champions League.
Why are there so many talk shows in Spain? Because they have to sell.
What would you give as a gift to Sara Carbonero? A bouquet of flowers on behalf of Iker.
Which team would you never sign for? For Betis, for example.
How much do the testicles of a rhinoceros weigh? Around eight kilos. Or is that too much balls?