Javi Martínez (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) for Soy Underwear

You can now understand why I have a crush on this man, can’t you?  And I love how completely natural and at ease Javi (!!!) was in front of the camera in his underwear!  He wasn’t shy at all, and even in the end, when he was checking out the end results, he was still just wearing the underwear.  This is a great surprise, no?  Maybe we will see him do more of this in the future!  And no wonder he’s always fussing with his sleeves – if this is what’s underneath, I can understand the desire to show it off!

I don’t think words can do these images justice, so I’ll just be quiet now and allow you to enjoy all the gifs I made from the video, as well as the screenshots.  I made all of them extra large, and you can thank me by writing to Athletic Club and telling them to hire me for any job that will have recurrent contact with Javi Martínez (!!!).

Everything is so flawless that I can even (for the first and only time) accept that thumbs-up.  Besides, who in the world would be focusing on his hand when he’s walking around in his underwear???

The session took place in Pamplona during one day in December, and this was Javi (!!!)’s first ever fashion shoot.

His backside is as sexy as the front!  Look at those lines!  Now might be a good time to take a little break, so you don’t faint, because there’s a lot more.

Those legs!!!

How cute of him to get make himself shorter for the makeup lady!

I love whoever shot this “making off” video.

Even the men are impressed (and jealous).

Courtesy of reader Bill, we have a preview of the forthcoming ad.  Love love love his pouty lips!!!

Breathing is overrated.

And I must say, this is a huge, huge, HUGE step up from their last spokesmodel, Julio José Jr., the son of former Real Madrid goalkeeper and singer (in that order) Julio Iglesias.  Julio Jr. wouldn’t be famous or noticed if it weren’t for his parentage, and of course he’s tried everything – modeling, singing, acting – with little success because he’s just not talented or good looking.  [Side anecdote – back when I was in university, we passed by a woman doing psychic readings one day and my friend on a whim decided to go in.  The psychic told her that there was a man with the letters “J” and “R” in his name in her future, and so I’ve teased her throughout the years to this day that her “príncipe azul” is Julio Jr.]  Javi (!!!) is a definite improvement.